Definitions by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan

Discord Mod

See “pedophile”

All Discord Mods are pedophiles

Discord Mod by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan November 21, 2025

Reddit

The world’s first online authoritarian dictatorship, run by people who think they have far more power and influence than they really have. If you’re anything besides radically left-leaning, your account will be perma-banned in under 3 seconds. This has turned Reddit into a left wing echochamber in which the occupants do nothing but circlejerk each other’s beliefs whilst completely ignoring the realities of the outside world

Reddit is a shithole

Reddit by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan October 24, 2025

Neckbeard 

Features of the typical neckbeard

-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games

If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard

You creepy fuck

Hide your kids, there’s a neckbeard on the loose

Neckbeard by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 23, 2025

A 

Wow. How fucking bored are you? Actually, how bored am I to be writing this definition right now

A; The first letter of the English alphabet

A by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 13, 2025

Reddit 

Claims to be the heart of the internet despite being nearly as bad as 4chan. A congregation of sex pests and political extremists where you can get banned for not going along with the exact thoughts of the group

Reddit is godawful

Reddit by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 8, 2025

ISTP 

INTP’s, but baller. ISTP’s are practical, good with their hands, witty, sarcastic, and tend to go with the flow of life. You’ll find that their favorite phrase is “It is what it is”

ISTP’s are more badass INTP’s

ISTP by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan February 12, 2025

Definition 

Go outside

You just looked up the definition of definition. Get off the internet and go talk to actual human beings, you degenerate Wikipedia editor wannabe

Definition by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan February 12, 2025