Neckbeard

Features of the typical neckbeard

-A neckbeard (duh)
-Fedora
-Lives with parents (likely in their basement)
-Between the ages of 30-50
-Unwashed
-Uses Axe body spray in lieu of showers
-Has hentai posters on his wall, is proud of it
-Owns several anime body pillows
-Uses Reddit, 4chan, and Discord
-Allergic to sunlight
-Hasn’t touched grass in 20 years
-Virgin
-Fingers coated in Cheeto dust 24/7
-Desk chair smells like toxic waste
-On a pedophile watchlist
-Daily routine consists of watching Crunchyroll and playing PC games

If one or more of these apply to you, then congratulations, you’re a certified neckbeard

You creepy fuck

Hide your kids, there’s a neckbeard on the loose

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 23, 2025

Vermont

A place that doesnt exists. You only think it does because the government tells you it does

Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 24, 2022

Reddit

Claims to be the heart of the internet despite being nearly as bad as 4chan. A congregation of sex pests and political extremists where you can get banned for not going along with the exact thoughts of the group

Reddit is godawful

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 08, 2025

Definition

Go outside

You just looked up the definition of definition. Get off the internet and go talk to actual human beings, you degenerate Wikipedia editor wannabe

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan February 12, 2025

Maurice Drayton

Former ST coach for the Green Bay Packers. He died January 22, 2022 after an utter failure of a loss to the '9ers

Maurice Drayton should be a cashier at Arby's

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan January 24, 2022

Snapchat

Irrelevant

Snapchat is irrelevant

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan August 01, 2022

Chibi Robo: Zip Lash!

In the words of a certain virgin from Ohio: "This game blows!"

Chibi Robo: Zip Lash! is a stupid f*cking f*ck sh*t f*ck f*ck sh*t

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan July 31, 2022