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readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.
by John March 18, 2004
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Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.
"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."
by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006
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RaDonna

RaDonna means: adventurous, stubborn, humble and generous giver. The name is also known as somewhat of a traveler. Never stays in one place too long.

Beautiful and high spirited. Very loyal to friendships and those that they love. Never met a stranger. Somewhat of a social-lite. This is the kind of friend that you want in your corner. She defends to the end.
"RaDonna",traveler, spirited, generous giver, social-lite
by radilicious February 3, 2010
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read books

you i'm bout to read books later on tonight.
by mexicater March 12, 2011
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read for trash

to bitch someone out.
That player was cheating on me. The next time I see his ass I'm going to read him for trash.
by Amanda May 11, 2004
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Readington middleschool

A toxic ass school made up of whores who fuck everything that has a dick. Kids that think they cool cuz they be vapin an shii. Oh ass teachers who hate they job and only there to fuck up yo day by makin shii harder for you, and some crazy ass rapists that like to grab lil girls asses
Yo what school u go to?

Readington middleschool. Why
Oh fuck bro we can’t hang no mo.

Y?

Cuz u be goin to school wit a bunch of rich white whores
by Daddy moss if yk yk lmaoo January 7, 2020
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read between game

1. To understand someone's real feelings or intentions from what they say and/or do.

2. To understand someone's object of attack or intentions of being grimy.
The best time to read between game is when people are too nice or too sweet.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007
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