mud putter

a really loud, shitty scooter that generally
black people ride around the greater louisville area

dude, Dominique's mud putter blew up last night. looks like he's ridin his bike again.

by willie touchme August 1, 2008

Putt Putt

Verb. (It sounds like it looks, idiot.) The act of inserting the penis into the vagina (putting it into the hole). Putt putting with a hole in one implies you went all the way and it was great. Putt putting with a birdie implies you went all the way, and it was good. Putt putting with a par implies you went all the way but it kinda sucked. Putt putting with a bogey implies you didn't go all the way, and you're a loser. "Fore!" is shouted when you climax.
EXCLUSIVELY USED WITH GOLF, NOT OTHER SPORTS.

"Dude, that girl last night was SO over par."
"I totally scored a hole in one last night."
"I went putt putting last night, but totally bogeyed."
"Last night was a 'Fore!' kind of night."

by playaaaaas September 29, 2011

putts

short for "shmutts'

stupid putts

by Jimbo May 21, 2004

Putting The Jake On

Calling the cops.

I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.

by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010

Putting

I) That awkward sound when you walk into a bathroom and you hear someone who couldn't physically hold it in ..

II) The sound you make when it ejects like a pellet gun.

Dave: Oh man, I just walked into the bathroom and heard another guy putting..
Matt : Putting?
Dave: as in putt putt putt putt putt

by lj182 July 4, 2011

Putting out

When someone is offering themself in any way the opposite sex wishes.

Bob - "Dang, she ugly! Why is she so popular!?"

Dave - "Ain't you heard about her. She's putting out to everyone"

by Qween stepz May 30, 2009

puttable

a distance capable of being putted usually used in golf or disc golf.

You just need to throw it around that tree, this is puttable.

by Andy Bourbeau September 5, 2008