Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

me

Okay, without any jokes, It's the current dictator i mean president of russia.

i am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, aka satan

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 31, 2022

Pan Handlers Putin

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

by Peacockthree May 13, 2005

Putinia

Russia

You must be out of your mind to want to visit Putinia now! Old Weaselface is off his rocker!

by pentozali June 3, 2014

Putin

A fart that invades a space swiftly and without restraint.

Bro, Joey came over after eating pizza and laid a real Putin. My apartment stank for a week.

by TurdFergusonUSA February 25, 2022

Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian

Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

Vladimir Putin

A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)

Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!

by Erex69 March 23, 2022

Putin

The act of putting something into something else.

Why did you putin that knife into my back?

by Frank Palace March 3, 2022