Poobis 

A name for someone who is a mastermind genius when it comes to destorying houses in any way.

Person A: This random poobis just fucking destroyed my house!!!!!!

Person B: Sorry man, fuck that poobis.

Poobis by envorenvorenvor April 5, 2024

Poopislube 

Something bad happens in a situation, but it benefits you somehow.

It is sucks that your dad died, but at least you inherited his money. Poopislube dude.

Poopislube by raccoon_spoon April 30, 2024

POONIS 

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

POONIS by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poonis Formula 

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

Poonis Formula by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

POOPIST

Poopist (noun): A person who is oddly obsessed with talking about poop, bathroom habits, or accusing others of having dirty butts. A person who is obsessed with poop, the study of poop, and association of poop.

My dad is such a poopist, he can turn any normal conversation into a lecture about poop and who needs to wipe better.

POOPIST by Dancehotie15 April 26, 2026

Alcohol Provision Act 

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.

Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.

Alcohol Provision Act by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014

papa pootis 

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

papa pootis by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018