Octopus death

Suicide by octopus, like something out of a movie.

The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Octopus death

Talking about octopus death as a cause of death is like driving a Ferrari to females if you do it right, though it's like the opposite of driving a Ferrari if you don't.

Other guy- Do females actually go for the Octopus death shit?

Guy- Yes, they think I'm as charming as the Grinch when I talk about Octopus death.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 22, 2024

Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Octopus

Slang for something or someone who is quick in some way, like an octopus swimming

Part of the sea creature/sea food slang culture, originated on marine biology tumblr threads before moving to X and tiktok, used most in California and the southern parts of Oregon.

"It's hard to keep track during my math lessons, the professor is just so octopus."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

Tabernacle octopus

A panty raider wanting to titty-fuck the girls at the party the more 211 she drinks

You see Sabrina turn into a tabernacle octopus after that shooottttgggguuuuunnnn!!!!

by Mrbrowndeliveryd December 15, 2025