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foof monger 

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats
after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.
foof monger by foofie3423 April 21, 2009
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Gloom Monger 

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.
Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.
Gloom Monger by TonyG70 January 18, 2011
Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.
I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.
monked by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008
to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch
yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.
monked by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

prick monger 

Some one that hordes pricks
Alan: Let me see your gash.
Tom: Alan, your such a fucking prick mongerer.
prick monger by Gus Gluck November 2, 2007
1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)
"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"
monger by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005