Shock the Mojo

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."

See also: Shocking the Mojo

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Mojo

Mojo - A balding and objectively ugly person who is watching his close friends come out of the closet (the gay closet) one by one and is torn because he wants to admit his love for anal sex too but cannot. He expresses this frustration by beating women and stealing their sofas. He also dates very young women and gets them addicted to coke so that they do not notice what and ugly fraud he truly is.

Yo bro, you see that guy over there that can't get into graduate school, is banging a retarded teenager, and likes to beat petite women who slightly resemble elves? What a mojo!!

by Baceisgay1 April 16, 2009

Mojo

Title for a person who is weird, odd, or unique in some abnormal, but positive way.

That guy is a Mojo!
Man, he is such a cool Mojo.

by Celton July 6, 2004

Will Moloney

The most amazing man in the world

"That grape fruit was a GREAT FRUIT!!"

by kash flow March 17, 2005

Mojo

A racial slur towards people with green skin.

"Yoda from StarWars is such a mojo it is disgusting."

by An randomn guyn September 14, 2019

MOJO

a person who possesses rare knowledge or extremely skilled with a subject or activity. This person is usually very deft at explaining complex subjects or ideas with ease and simplicity. Well coordinated or gifted with a talent.

The new professor in the physics dept is the mojo.

That woman is a mojo at badminton.

Stuart killed me at Jenga, he is a mojo.

by xpez August 24, 2007

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005