Fisting the midget

A popular dance similar to the fist pump, in this case below the belt. The dance involves hitting your fist back and forth at a midget's ass height(so very low) on the beat of the song playing. While doing the dance, you have to imagine an invisible midget bending over in front of you. And that's where you hit your fist.
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).

Can you take a picture of me fisting the midget, please?

by Snappledy Doodle June 20, 2011

Midgets Gone Wild

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs

did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

by amindformelodrama August 2, 2008

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

Midget-On-Steroids

1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)

Wassup Midget-On-Steroids?
Hey midget on steroids, man do you like eat steroids for breakfast?!?

by Valher November 2, 2009