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like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.
Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
by tl_terry January 22, 2010
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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.
I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!
by Stan Winston January 21, 2006
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Sticky Marshmallow

When you take an iron or some other hot object and burn your girls pussy till it is charred black. Proceed to insert your penis and jizz and there you go. The sticky marshmallow
She said the sex wasn't hot enough so I made it hotter with a sticky marshmallow.
by snakiee20 July 31, 2016
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Marshmallow

A person or animal that is small to the point they are cute if you don’t love a marshmallow you are a sinner.
by Maskman December 7, 2021
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Marshmallow

when a chick gives fellatio to a guy while he’s defecating on the toilet
Ralph finally got it to give me a marshmallow last night and I’m gonna send the video to her dad
by TheMine May 28, 2025
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marshmallow

A female who has titts mainly because of how obese they are and their excess fat creates the illusion of valid breasts.
Matt: Hey dude, check out the titts on the new girl!
David: Man, that doesn't count, she's a marshmallow!
by thelegendarysoldier July 27, 2016
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marshmallow bridge

The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.
I would like a double bed room please...I'm sensing a marshmallow bridge in my future.
by Paul Porter May 2, 2016
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