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like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.
Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
by tl_terry January 22, 2010
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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.
I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!
by Stan Winston January 21, 2006
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Marshmallow

A slightly chubby girl, wearing clothes far too tight. Usually short, and therefore giving the illusion of being 'squashed' like a marshmallow. Helps if she is wearing pink or white clothing.
Did you see that chick in the pink skirt? She looks like a marshmallow!
by marshmallow spotter March 25, 2010
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Melting Marshmallows

She Pleasured Me So Much That Before I Knew It, I Was Melting Marshmallows All Over Her.
by MrIanBear1001 December 2, 2010
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marshmallow thong

when an extremely white persons ass folds over a thong therefore looking like a marshmallow
did u see brittnays marshmallow thong
by the vaginacologist vampire October 12, 2010
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Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise
by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014
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