lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.

"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."

by D H December 6, 2007

Landy

a girl who's really shy and loves to suceed in school.. she is a goodie good and will never do anything bad... she crushes on younger guys and usually is very tall.. all moms want her to date their sons because they think shes gorgeous.. she will never do anything bad.. can be a smartmouth when it comes to the person she likes.. always obeys parents and may fight with sisters a lot..

Pitrina is a landy.

by ilovepot1111111111111111111111 December 3, 2010

Lanay

an awakening, to awake into a wisdom.

Surviving the car accident was truly lanay for me.

by Samantha Hunlu September 17, 2011

free lancer

When you become single and decide you don't want a relationship and want to play out all of your options. Instead of dating one person, you date several to make sure the one you pick isn't a douche bag!

Since Nicole's been single shes sure become a free lancer!

by nicole911reno February 25, 2009

Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

Landyn

a beautiful blond hair blue eyes boy, he offen likes 2 ressel. he can be very loveable and he will stick up for the ones he loves, normaly popular and is shy but makes friends easlie ;loves his friends and will stick up for wut he beleaves in.

dude i do u see landyn over there.

ya everyone loves that guy hes really nice

by Melegurl September 5, 2011

Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012