Dirty Bristow Lager Top

The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.

Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.

by likeatrainwreck October 28, 2013

linclon logger

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

tesco larger

Tesco larger is an enjoyable cold alcoholic beverage created by Tesco for millions of teens across Europe to enjoy whilst on the Sesh. Its alcohol percentage is 2.8 and it costs 2.65 for 4 cans of this enjoyable beverage.

Hey man I Have cans of tesco larger in my bag want to go seshing by any chance?

by MONNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO September 20, 2017

logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.

You are a logger, because you log on!

by The Logger March 8, 2008

dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

hang-lagged

Being both jet-lagged and hungover at the same time.

I am really hang-lagged after drinking all that booze on the plane.

by Robule May 3, 2007

legger

Term used to describe soomone (usually a woman) who uses their sexuality to hurt others.

After a huge cat fight, that legger fucked stephanie's boyfriend

by imabitchsofuckyou September 29, 2014