keezer

a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)

Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?

by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004

Colin Kaepernick

(Adj.) A dick

(Noun) A guy who doesn’t stand for the National anthem

Roger: “How do you feel about taking a knee

Steve: “I don’t want to be a Colin Kaepernick

by RogerGoodell June 11, 2018

Kaepernick

verb To shit where you eat. To screw up big time.

Boy , did you see the way Joe did that Kaepernick?

by Uncle Joe K. December 3, 2019

Kaepernick

to purposefully disrespect a person, group, entity in order to gain respect (verb)

Damn girl, first, he slapped you in the face, and then you fucked him? He totally kaepernicked you.

by Wormulous German God of Comedy September 27, 2017

keezer

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005

kepper

Alteration of the word keeper. If someone is a kepper, you want to hold on to them and date them as long as possible.

"Dude, your new girlfriend is such a kepper."

by Cabarette April 30, 2008

Kemper

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.

by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012