colin kaepernick

a very hot football player who was adopted...
quarterback for the 49ers ...a very sexy man

damn colin kaepernick is so sexy

by thebitchishere January 24, 2014

kacper

A fat white polish guy who is usually gay. Avoid him if possible as he is very weird. He will be single for life and is a disappointment

Don't be a kacper

by definitions of names! October 21, 2020

nick kappert

a super cool bro who gets all the ladies and gets laid at least 4 times a week....

man, did you hear about nick kappert?? he got laid last night.

by coolstorybro15 September 4, 2011

keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006

Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

You are my keeper and I want to have sex with you.

by joey gladdus August 6, 2011

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004