crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.

She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.

by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015

croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks

Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks

by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017

ooka jooka damda

a horse that can yodel in your ant's bedroom at 6:05 in the morning wile watching south park and only say "die in a hole"

person 1: hey
ooka jooka damda: die in a hole

by kklljj and betch June 11, 2019

Ballsack joose

Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong

After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Booty Joose

A concoction of salty sweat and other potent booty excretions which many crave with a lustful hunger.

Girl: I sure made a lot of booty joose during my twerkout earlier.
Mashi: (drooling and dripping precum) omg give me a sipple of that brown salty sauce byt the name of BOOTY JOOSE

by TakoTulpa April 25, 2022

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

jockstrap award

The term 'jockstrap award' is sometimes used as slang in the same way 'coattails' is used, i.e., to imply that someone has achieved success simply by being with someone else with more talent. A jockstrap award (or jockstrap medal) is 'given' (usually tongue-in-cheek) to someone who has achieved success by being at the right place at the right time, not necessarily through their own talents.

Members of the Chicago Bulls got jockstrap awards when Michael Jordan led them to their championships.

by Tim Truck November 7, 2007