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You are a jackass
by Icomeherefortheclout September 22, 2020
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.
Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Jackass

He is such a jake paul (jackass)
by Legitsource May 27, 2021
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jackass

me: looks up the word jackass
also, me: *turns head toward the person to my right* oh! no wonder
by dumdefoooos November 20, 2020
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An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram
People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram
by A random pig November 20, 2021
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Jackass

Jackass - A man whoms't has been left with their anal cavity exploded in, and has proceeded to wonder around without flushing it out
HEY!! There's one of those slutty town drinkers. I bet she has a whopping jackass
by YoMama69Main October 1, 2023
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