Gravity

The annoying thing that keeps you from floating off if you're not in outer space.

She tried to jump up through the basement window out into the straight world thinking she was an Atlanta hawk, but once she came down off the acid she realized she couldn't fly or even jump that high, and she was covered in cuts from all the shattered glass, most of which fell on the floor. Gravity took her down to basement town.

by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022

Wii Gravity

When your little sibling gets so into the Wii game they’re playing that they gravitate towards the television set

“Wii gravity pulled my little brother Aiden towards the tv, and now we don’t have it anymore”

by Webster dickshit July 27, 2020

Gravity Day

Gravity Day is a day in which gravity is increasingly magnified, scientists have no idea why this occurs. This phenomenon occurs every 2 centuries (20 years) on the day of February 10th.

Mark: Bro I just dropped my spoon and its standing. Kevin: That's because it's gravity day bro.

by ASAP_SkIlLs_ February 10, 2020

gravity

gravity means fall

earth has gravity

by is gravity November 16, 2020

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

Gravity

What goes up will come down, what rises will fall (even darkness, even if it's been up for many years).

Just like gravity, what goes up will come down.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020

defying gravity

Turning up when everyone else is turning down. This is considered a dick move.

Man, I got to the party so late last night I was defying gravity.

by georgemaharis July 22, 2014