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Jay Kordich

The father of juicing
The god of juicing
Claimed that juice cured cancer
Claimed you could live to 100 with juice and died at 94
Is usually found squeezing carrots in a sensual fashion and claiming that nothing is coming out
¨*licks fingers* LIVE BODIES¨

THAT GUY IS JAY KORDICH

by Chernobyl Person January 7, 2022

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ORB

ORB a sphere they come with a hole

BRUCE: STEVE STOP FUCKING MY ORBS

STEVE: NO MY COCK IS IN THE ORB
BRUCE: STEVE NO

STEVE: I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECT GLIZZY
BRUCE: STOP FUCKING MY ORB YOU CUNT

BRUCE: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

BRUCE: IM CALLING THE COPS

STEVE: I HAVE TO FUCK THE ORBS
BRUCE: YOU EVEN GOT JOEL TO FUCK MY ORBS
JOEL: IM FUCKING YOUR ORBS

BRUCE: F U C K
JOEL: MY GLIZZY IS INSIDE YOUR ORBS

by Chernobyl Person January 7, 2022

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Aussie Gravity

In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.

Joe: why is the plane spinning

Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY

by Chernobyl Person January 6, 2022

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