old granny buttskin

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.

The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.

by Casseblanca September 12, 2005

granny panties

just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.

"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"

"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"

by MintyLeila July 21, 2005

granty

granty is a bare joker part of stoner radio.blazes all day everyday

safe granty man past that zoot!!!

wag1 man so wen we pickin up ?

thts the peng

by stoner radio January 14, 2009

Granny spam

Unwanted, non-personal email received from a family member, friend or colleague.

Granny spam has usually been forwarded several times and concerns such inane topics as childish jokes, dubious political propaganda, spurious computer security alerts or claims of monetary recompense in exchange for forwarding of said spam.

Subject lines are often of the form "FW: FW: FW: FW: bullshit"

Origin: Usenet, circa 1990-1999.

'granny spam', ... it's the kind of thing your grandmother, who has just discovered this newfangled internets thing, is likely to forward.

by mobius42 July 16, 2009

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

Granny Gagger

An old woman that loves to deep throat. Toothless is a plus.

I'm going next door to the convalescent center to hook up with my granny gagger.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

grannycon

someone who only likes girls over the age of 18, aka grannies.

"dude! i ain't no lolicon; i'm a grannycon!"

by nyanners July 13, 2017