fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.

"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."

by Todd and Michael December 9, 2008

Fumblegazzle

Being somewhere between procrastination and confusion

1. Preparing for a final exam in Northwestern when all other normal students are out of school already makes me fumblegazzled.

2. I am in the state of fumblegazzle; WTF!!

by NUshinee November 6, 2011

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

by Glennyboy November 2, 2015

Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

by DJR22 September 11, 2016

fumblepuss

rabbit cum

omg that fumblepuss tastes GOOD

by LAHY October 23, 2016

fumblecunt

A fumblecunt is someone who don't care about anyone but themselves and is rude turds anyone's feelings and don't care if someone gets hurt, so basically a major asshole

"Omg he's been being such a fumblecunt lately, he's so insensitive"

by PrettyBunny January 25, 2017

Fumblecunt

A lady wanker,one who flicks her bean on a regular basis.
A female that loves to fumble with her genitalia and is quite an arsehole in daily life.

My friend is such a fumblecunt,she never leaves it alone the dirty minger....

by PaulineWilberforce May 7, 2020