Turd Furguson

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

fungus

A person who has a large belly, pisses their pants, keeps rotting food in their locker and smells like he just took a crap and smeared it all over himself.

Everyone, run! That fungus kid is over there

by schu May 1, 2005

The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 8, 2009

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

FUNGUS

Someone who lays around all day doing nothing and waiting for the welfare check.

Damn those abrams are some lazy mother fuckers.

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005

fugugly

a person, usually a female, whom is fat, gay (i.e. lame), and ugly.

It is true that Heather if fugugly, but she gives great head!

by Sir Real December 13, 2005

fugas

An acronym, derived from military slang that means:
Fucked Up God-Awful Shit

This is similar to other military acronyms and performs the same function as fubar and snafu.

"Kobayashi planned the conference and it turned into some fugas after just an hour -- he doesn't have a clue."

by GlobalSolution November 18, 2011