Fob-off

To fob oneself off-

Colloquial term for masturbating, usually in reference to the female.

Fob-off;

e.g. Claire likes to fob herself off in Daves room

by jizzinyoureye October 22, 2010

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FOB's

fall out boys, uncontrolable side burns, usually at or past the bottom of the ear. usually from the lack of shaving.

person 1: you see soj's sideburns
person 2: yeah he has mad FOB'S now

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

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FOB (Future Other Betty):

1 - Reference to the new model wife/wives of Don Draper on Mad Men.

2 - Applied when a man picks a subsequent mate that is just as damaged as the first, thus repeating behavior pattern that will make a successful long-lasting pairing virtually impossible.

FOBs tend towards pretty on the outside...with a side of viciousness that makes one cringe. And in the case of Mad Men, yell at the television. In real life, avoidance is the preferred method of dealing with a FOB.

I certainly hope Megan doesn't turn out to be a FOB (future other Betty).

Poor Brian, he can't see she's a FOB. How many times does he have to make the same mistake?

by WVUALUM95 October 20, 2010

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