foot faerie

Someone who plays soccer.

"Did you get a chance to see the soccer game yesterday?"
"Yup, those foot faeries were all over the field."

by Knatty November 3, 2006

faerie

A homosexual man or woman.

My friend Ryan is such a faerie that he has sex with men frequently.

by KFCConspiracy September 26, 2006

faec

Pronounced feece.
An abbreviation of the word faeces (meaning shit or poo etc).
A different way to say it.

No way Ben, I ain't going to see that film, it's faec!
I'd rather faec all over the floor and roll around in it.

by Matthew Dyer January 10, 2006

faeggy

Another word for gay of faggish but it is more fun to say

That gay porn is faeggy.

by Michael Ford December 4, 2005

faece fungus

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

faeces freak

Andrew Twigge of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire England is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own shit. He lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mHe also hates Michael Schumacher

Poo licker, bum picker

by deevonbeasleychicagocoonkilla June 17, 2004

Faecalise

the expulsion of fecal matter from the body after digestion

yo dude! I'll be over in 10 minutes, I just need to quickly faecalise

by Fabiene Petit July 29, 2011