facemute

To touch your phone with your face muting yourself from the conversation, possibly making you a better listener or giving you endless amounts of torture.

Sorry man, I was on facemute this whole time, I'm right here!

by Irisi13 October 12, 2015

Facefull

A punch so powerful to the extent of completely obliterating the receiver of the facefull's face. This punch must knock the one on the receiving end out, and obviously, must be applied to the face.

A: "This jackass was annoying me to death, I hated it."
B: "So? What did you do?"
A: "Give him a facefull. Obviously."

by Sum-buddy January 10, 2016

Facebutt

1. Having a face tattooed on one's butt.
2. Having a pair of eyes on one or more butt-cheeks that when seen with the butt crack looks like a face.

3. Wrinkly or saggy butt that resembles a face.

1. Person: "I'm getting a facebutt tatoo of my girlfriend for Valentines Day to show how much I love her. "Other person:"AWWW that's so romantic."

2. Hey, check out my facebutt! I got it at the facebutt painting booth!

3. One time I walked in on my grandparents while they were naked and I saw their facebutts.

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by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Facehug

when two individuals lay opposite of each other and wrap their arms around each other's face as a form of friendship affection.

I've missed you so much! Let's facehug!

by presidentty November 25, 2017

facekerberg

An honorable owner of a faceker.

That facekerberg has changed the website layout again.

by Hi from Bahmut April 2, 2018

FaceTune opposition

when editing group pictures with FaceTune making yourself look more attractive and everyone else look less attractive is called FaceTune opposition.

Did you see the picture she posted? She made herself look tan and thin, and me look fatter and white. She totally pulled a FaceTune opposition!

by kittygorl July 23, 2018

FaceFucked

Deadpool me all you want; Im beautiful in the SOUL!

I'm Literally FaceFucked

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020