F.O.F.

'eff-oh-eff' ; Fucking On Film. To knowingly perform sex acts, either solo or with a partner, while being video recorded.

"I wouldn't call myself a porn star, but I did some F.O.F. in college"

"If you want to shoot a couple of stills for your scrapbook, then fine, but absolutely no F.O.F."

by Cleverjohnbull January 19, 2013

F.U.F.

fucked up friday

Today is F.U.F.!

by d00000000000d August 10, 2009

F.T.F.D.

Failure to Follow Directions

"Ashley didn't read the instructions at the top of her lab tech test and got an F due to F.T.F.D."

by phantomchains July 7, 2014

F.O.F.

A derogatory adjective for Mexicans who are "Fresh Off the Fence" similar to the phrase, "Fresh Off the Boat" that is commonly used with Asians. It basically means they just came across the border, and have not yet gotten their green card.

"Why doesn't Roberto Humberto run for president in 2012?"
"He can't, he's F.O.F."

by shiddigae niddiga December 16, 2008

F.I.F

F.IF = Fart Induced Fit. The mad flailing of arms and nose pinching that happens as soon as a fart is smelt by the person unfortunate enough to be in the room when somebody else farts.

Hey man I did the best fart the other day but my girlfriend had a total F.I.F.

or, on seeing someone's reaction to your fart you can say
"Don't F.I.F out on me now!"

by ruby_wednesday April 9, 2010

F.U.F.U.

Acronym for "Fucked Up Family Unit"

Pronounced "foo-foo"

Hey did you that episode of the Jerry Springer show with the husband banging his step-daughters wife banging her step-sons? What a F.U.F.U.

by s0m3guy November 17, 2009

F.P.F

abbrivation for Fuck ,Party, and Fight, things to do when bored

person 1: dude what do you wanna do tonight?

person 2: Mann i say we do a little F.P.F

by Goldphish August 16, 2010