Default Bestie

When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.

Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"

Mum" isn't he your best friend?"

Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"

by mrperson123 October 10, 2017

defiance xcvi

A total dick who makes $17 dollars an hour stocking chips for Frito Lays and takes general studies at university.

Never be like defiance xcvi

by wonderbread01 December 18, 2017

defactable

An unaccounted influence or circumstance witch contributes to an unwanted results

The condition of an object can come into question where time is defactable

by Raccoon of words November 5, 2018

deafamation

Derogatory/critical remarks/claims made in the presence of the person whom you're throwing under the bus, with the assumption that said criticized individual will not know what you're saying due to hearing-impairment.

A good example of deafamation's "coming back to bite you" is the classic humorous tale of the old fella who got a hearing-aid without his family's knowledge, and then he was able to repeatedly change his will while surreptitiously listening to the conversations of said family-members, since he now knew what they really thought of him and what their future plans were to spend whatever assets he'd originally been planning to leave to them.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

Default Mode

Noun. A term used to describe someone you continuously fall in and out of love with.

1. If you are coming out of a relationship and currently don’t love anyone, this is the person you will always say yes to.

2. If you see this person, you may temporarily love them, then eventually notice that you don’t really love them. This would happen several times.

3. The first person you would go to if you just needed a relationship or sex.

Janice is Chandler Bing’s default mode in Friends.

1. I just broke up with Susan, I don’t think I really live anyone. Actually, I like Emily, just until I find someone else though. Emily is just my default mode.

2. Last night, I was really thinking about my life and realized that I really actually love Emily, but I realized this morning that she’s just a default mode.

3. I really need someone in my life, so I’ll just go to my default mode, Emily.

by Pens fan September 14, 2020

default lid

a trim that is so unnoticeable and would never turn, let alone gain the attention of the opposite sex.

geez, look a blake hanlon's default lid.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021

Defagradation

Defagradation is the act of lowering something or someone to a less respected state by causing harmful effects from experiencing highly potent fag. The experience of the fag degrades the subject and ruins everything about every experience of anything, anytime, anywhere, and for any fag reason. The fag causes degradation. The noun defagradation is related to the verb degrade, which comes from the Latin degradare

Because of the defagradation I experienced, I can no longer do the things that I once could, like smile and feel alive.

by CMJunk June 3, 2021