decent bloke

That cunt who always fucks shit up.

That Luca guy is a decent bloke.

by spoontongue October 4, 2017

deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

Decepticondom

the sworn enemy of the autothots

oh shit there is a autothot help go get the decepticondoms

by Megacondom February 8, 2018

decieted

When Jenna lies to you

Jenna decieted me with an x

by kIKIdoYouLoVeMe July 14, 2018

Deceptionomics

The study of the nature, grammatics, presentational parameters, and metrics of purposely deceptive online headlines, graphics, and other engineered messages intended principally to mislead the viewer into clicking online links that benefit the deceptor financially, politically, or socially.

The deceptionomics of that website doesn't allow it to permit an iota of truth to emerge.

Deceptionomically, it wouldn't make sense for the candidate to concede the truth of even a part of the allegations.

by Azusakimball September 14, 2018

Decepticat

A very deceptive cat that hides and uses camouflage in order to jump out and attack family members.

Missy is such a Decepticat she jumped out of the blanket she was hiding under and bit me next time I'll poke the couch with a fucking broom before I sit down.

by Max1984Harper December 21, 2018

Deceived Smile

When your boy looks at you with a smile that seems to be a happy and warm smile, but you later learn he is plotting to raid your cabinets and steal your cookies.

He smiled as I left for work, but I came home and 21 packs of Oreos were gone. It was a deceived smile.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019