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Dard

1 f*cking your best friend's ex just to prove you're sex is superior to his or her sex

2 a moron, idiot

3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller
1. Hey man, I went over to Sandy's house and pulled a dard...yep, she said I was totally better than you.

2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.
by LordDard August 6, 2006
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Dardanelles

Noun

1 the strait between the Aegean and the Sea of Marmara that separates European Turkey from Asian Turkey syn: Hellespont

2 the unsuccessful campaign in World War I (1915) by the English and French to open a passage for aid to Russia; defeated by the Turks syn: Dardanelles campaign

Non-English Usage: "Dardanelles" is also a word in the following languages with English translations in parentheses.

Afrikaan (Dardanelles, Hellespont), French (Dardanelles, Hellespont).

The Australian indie rock band Dardanelles is named after the region.
"His account provides an example of heroism but little else for the study of the Dardanelles Campaign"
by deep:prayaq September 23, 2009
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Dard

Dard is the game involving dice, drinks and cards. Each player receives an equal portion of a deck of cards. Each person battles to get a double or sandwich. Simple
"Sup fuckers, let's play dard" -Jude Shaw, Owen Miller, Max Daniels, All Milfs ever
by Your fellow bro November 19, 2018
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dardic

A dwarf male or female who is influenced by cardi b
Im so dardic when im twerking to this song money moves
by Darcib March 10, 2019
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Dard

Dard is a person who bullied someone who sneaked into a bathroom and toom pictures
"Ahahah he is a loser just dard him"
by PopoKesen October 26, 2019
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Darlene

A spiritual person who believes the earth is not flat
Wow did you see what Darlene was talking about?
by Bigmantyrobe November 4, 2019
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fardie dardie

the smelly smell before poodie doodie, o the scent of actual poodoo.

All terms coined and copy written by a guy named Chris.
Guy 1: I gotta go, I just had a fardie dardie!

Guy2: Yea I just took a poodie doodie after that chipotle.
by notaguynamedchris July 22, 2021
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