Definitions by LordDard

Dard 

1 f*cking your best friend's ex just to prove you're sex is superior to his or her sex

2 a moron, idiot

3 a dry piece of shit stuck to your arse, like a dingle-berry but smaller

1. Hey man, I went over to Sandy's house and pulled a dard...yep, she said I was totally better than you.

2 F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting.

3. Dude, the other day, I was going to the bathroom, and I shit, but I didn't wipe, and now, I got a dry dard stuck on my crack.

Dard by LordDard August 6, 2006