Dane Cook

1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.

Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"

by Ms. Daney Waney December 22, 2008

dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 25, 2007

Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.

WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel

by Christian Ramos December 8, 2007

Dane and Dallin

Taking a shit and then wiping it.
Dane- the shit
Dallin- the wipe

Scott- I just took a dane and dallin in the Honey Bucket.

by Grant Johnson June 12, 2008

Dane Cook

An intense beast of a comedian who is my future hubbay. Needs to be shrined and bowed down to every day.
He puts the FUN in FUNNY.
Hes the Elvis to comedy and I dont care what people say he is amazing!
And shouldnt be referred to anything but Daney Waney <3

Boy: Ew that Dane Cook guy isnt even funny.
Girl: Dont chu mess with Daney Waney or I'll go all Zohan on yo ass!

by Ms. Cook December 22, 2008

Dane Hewitt

a goth kid who plays xbox and throws vagina bombs at peoples vagina bikes and is like whoaaaaa that chick has such a huge vagina bog! noooo! oh shittt sonnn!!! ahhh ass and tittites!

Dane Hewitt you just got poned by Alex and Sam, go suck a bearded taco or a calamari cockring.

by jews_are_ppl_2 November 28, 2010

Dane Sears

An awesomely cool man with luscious blonde hair and dazzling blue eyes who is envied and admired by many people, is so amazingly funny, creates the most sentimental yet invigorating poetry, who has the sexiest voice and can rock any musical instrument he wishes. Will go far in life and pursue his most desired fantasies. And who has an extremely hot girlfriend named Chance who loves him to death.

Random Girl: He's so sexy, who is he??
Chance: That's my boyfriend, "Dane Sears "

by Chance Norman October 19, 2008