cyber hipster

A person that has known and or used technical devices or websites before it was mainstream or known in general. A cyber hipster always tries to be the first one who uses this tech or software. The person doesn't need to be a hipster IRL.

Person 1:'Have you heard of this big youtuber?'
Cyber hipster:'Dude, i know him since he had like 5k subscribers!'

Cyber hipster:'I played Minecraft when it was still called cavegame'
Other person: 'That dude is such a cyber hipster'

Cyber hipster:'I had a smartphone way before it was mainstream'

by Grumpy Demus December 13, 2016

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Cyber Knight

A noble individual who combats trolls, spammers, hackers, scammers, etc. on the internet

Oh man, i was trying to troll an internet chat-room last night, but some Cyber Knight kept slaying me with witty comebacks and good vocabulary.

by xxzyf September 16, 2012

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Cyber Insecurity

The mild panic that arises when you realize you might not be as funny or as cute as you thought based on a lack of comments to your recently posted status update or picture.

You posted a picture on Facebook of your 4 month old baby and didn't garner one measly Like, thus producing the cyber insecurity that your friends think your baby is ugly.

by Sulli-Chan July 11, 2011

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Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011

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