Cumpacity

The amount of semen a dumpster holds.

That dumpster much have a large cumpacity.

by anonymous November 24, 2025

Cumstack

A hormonal regimen for feminizing transsexuals, which optimizes cum production

I'm cumstacking so i can cum all over my wife,

by Butch Sardine December 30, 2025

Cumjacket

1) Literally a jacket filled to the brim with hot sizzling cum.

2) Your mother after your dad had his special Jack Daniel’s

Person 1: Oh no! Not the jacket dad!

Dad: Son it is the only way your mom can sustain my dick and balls. With the cumjacket.

by God! is your mother thicck January 11, 2026

John Cusacked

When you fuck a girl so well she has to call in sick for 1 or more days, and walks funny for several days.

Bro, I would JOHN CUSACKED that!

by Kamedian January 24, 2011

hendog cumsalot

a mexican man that likes to cum alot, pardon the pun

Wow that guy is such a hendog cumsalot

by Jariques Swagxoxo October 10, 2013

crusty cumsock

Used in one of two ways.

1) In a joking way to call someone disgusting.

2) Said in an argument to express disdain.

1) Oh My God Karen! You're such a crusty cumsock.

2) Listen up here you crusty cumsock! You're a fucking degenerate who doesn't deserve my time and effort.

by A very creative cunt May 7, 2018

Conesi Cumsa

The act of shoving both your dick and balls into the small end of a traffic cone while another individual shouts at your junk through the opposite end until the vibrations of their screams bring you to completion.

Brittany gives an amazing Conesi Cumsa because she has a deeper voice.

by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020