up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007

creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"

hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?

by pete February 21, 2005

Creeptolli

A person who seems normal, then one day bursts into an unexpected fit of violence and anger.

Did you see Creeptolli in math class today? He shoved me against the chalkboard! I thought he was just an average guy all this time.

by JimJim13 January 12, 2009

creep sauce

A creepy person, usually male.
creeper

"That guy at the bar is a total creep sauce!"

by CatN February 22, 2009

Creep Corner

A term used to describe a section of a bar, most likely in a poorly lit corner, in which creepy-looking men tend to congregate and stare at the female patrons, usually while holding a cheap, domestic beer in their hands.

"Did you see all of those guys in the corner? They were staring at me all night long."

"I know. That bar is notorious for having a Creep Corner."

by Tampa Lawyer February 3, 2009

Creepy Fingers

A specific arrangement of one's hands and fingers in which the hands are extended forward palms up while cyclically moving the fingers as if they were grasping at jello.

Once again, Stilts was caught doing the creepy fingers at the bar during Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana.

by Cheel October 3, 2009

creepbook

Perusal of a facebook "friend's" photos in an effort to catch-up on their lives...usually because communication with that "friend" hasn't occurred for a substantial period of time.

"Have you talked to Catherine lately?"
"No but I creepbooked her photos and I think she's moving out of her apartment soon."

by Swampdonkey21 November 1, 2009