cape may technical high school

Cape may technical high school also known as "vape may tech" is where the awkward and weird kids go. Many who felt they would get beat up if they went anywhere else such as middle township. Kids who go here are call themselves alternative but in reality are goth. Usually have CMTHS in their instagram bio with emojis like "💯🤙🏻🔥"

Sarah: I applied to cape may technical high school !!
Johnny: Same!! 💯 maybe we can talk the same exploratory class! LMAO
Sarah: LOL RAWR XD!!!!!!!!

by pussyattacker March 26, 2017

Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

by Paul131279 February 22, 2007

Cape Verde

An archipelago nation off the coast of Senegal and Mauritania. It contains nine inhabited islands. There are far more people of Cape Verdean descent living in the New England area than there are Cape Verdeans in Cape Verde. By the way, "Cape Verde" means "Green CAPE," and Praia is not an island, it's the capitol city, located on the island of Santiago. And you're not going to find very many monkeys there. They're isolated to the very north of Santiago, near the city of Tarrafal, and that small colony of green monkeys was imported from the mainland.

Ami ta screbi en Kriolu gosi li, a lingua unica ki caboverdianos falam.

(Translates to "I am writing in Kriolu right now, a unique language which Cape Verdeans speak.)

by Suede Denim June 5, 2009

Carpeter

1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter

by mytwentycats August 29, 2017

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

Butt Cape

A long flowing cape worn around the hips, and flows down past the knees.

Guy: Wow! Yuna from Final Fantasy X-2 has a great butt cape!

by anonymous_weirdos January 18, 2009