A carpet to shag on

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

When ass air gets to long, and wiping is as hard as pulling peanut butter out of shag carpet.

When a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a shag carpet.

n. an intensified version of a carpet, a carpet that sleeps around
syn. filthy whore
see: carpet

When a female has left her tracks or braids in her head so long, the grow out (or the weave) starts to resembe the shag carpet in your grandmothers basement. Does not exclude those females that dont know how to moisturize their weave to prevent "thirsty-ness".

When the floor of a room is covered by a multitude of persons all simultaneously fucking.