Jeezless Christ

For people who are not of a religious faith, Jeezless Christ is a word to say in place of Jesus Christ when something shocking happens.

Jeezless Christ what happened to you?
Jeezless Christ that spider was ginormous.

by Crazy Julie 51 November 9, 2021

Cheezits Christ

sounds like jesus christ if you say it fast

“Cheezits Christ, the school year is almost over.”

by EliteEspresso May 5, 2023

thuggin for christ

When a nigga think he camoflauged from the popo in the name of god but really just burned too much purp.

Yo leroy it saturday night grabs the hood rats and 40s we can ride dirty in my whip and no one will know i be thuggin for christ my nigga

by bloopidybloop June 8, 2016

Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER

Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker

by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

Je Christ

A gangster word short for ‘Jesus Christ’

Je Christ man why’d you run over all those kids

by Jake Peralta The Cop March 9, 2021

Lobster Christ

The all mighty god that shall rain down on the earth as he knows all and shall pop a chocy milk.

Hey what is your religion? I pray to lobster Christ.

by zx14NINJABOYS13 February 2, 2021

Christ Bean

A beaner who believes in Jesus.

"I wont convert to christianity, christ bean!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd November 19, 2022