by jeffbo April 29, 2009
Get the jesus cat cracking christ mug.A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
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by Shaizi July 3, 2007
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by ray March 24, 2005
Get the jesus fucking christ mug.While sitting at a bar and are unable to finish your beer or mixed drink, the act of giving a friend the rest of your drink as to not waste it. The giver must say "body of Christ" and hold out the glass or bottle with two hands and the receiver must also say 'amen' before drinking said drink.
"Hey man, I'm pretty drunk. I'll Body of Christ you the rest of this beer cause I don't want to waste it."
by BomberOU January 7, 2009
Get the Body Of Christ mug.Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."
by Brian Ball April 25, 2006
Get the Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket mug.When stumbling upon a female with enormous jugs. Instead of saying Jesus Christ, you say Chichis Christ! Chichis= Tits in Spanish.
Hector: Do you remember Vanessa from last night?
Gio: Chichis Christ! I couldn't stop looking at her the entire night.
Gio: Chichis Christ! I couldn't stop looking at her the entire night.
by Toritooo February 28, 2009
Get the Chichis Christ mug.An alternative to Jesus Christ. The H is added due to numerous reasons. Some say it stood for Holy, some say it stood for Harold because of, "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name". Other theories about the origin of the H. is:
1. H stood for Haploid since Jesus has no human father.
2. It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.
3. H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).
Jesus H. Christ is an expression just as "Jesus Christ" Only with an H added in, most likely for humor.
1. H stood for Haploid since Jesus has no human father.
2. It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.
3. H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).
Jesus H. Christ is an expression just as "Jesus Christ" Only with an H added in, most likely for humor.
by Ethan Lin July 12, 2005
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