Chav 

Chavs are, in simple terms so that any of them reading this can understand, the scum of the earth. They contaminate all that is good in the world with their slang talk, fag ends and 'crews'. Now is the time for skaters, moshers, goths, punks, everybody who despises these bastards, to unite. We must wipe the earth of these sons-of-bitches. I say legalise Chav Hunting now!! So, take up your weapons and get out there!!

<Chav scum1> hey look, people who are'nt like us - lets get 'em ma homies!!
<Chav hunting gang leader> CHARGE!!!!!
<Chav scum2> Oh fuck, they're gonna get us!!
<Chav hunting gang leader> KILL THE BASTARDS!!!!

Chav by Grand Exterminator, Chav Excecution Service December 13, 2004

chav 

one word, "twat", end of story.

"Look at that chav. What a chav."

chav by Decdude147 October 30, 2007

chav 

there are about 1,000,000,000 "chav charecterisrics" and a chav is someone who has about 45% of those characteristics or more. about 70% of chav characteristics are ethically bad things, like aggressive behaviour. about 30% are related to tastes in music, fashion, etc. therefore, a chav must have at least 15/70 of ethically bad charecteristics, therefore, they are scum.

chavs taste in music is EXTREMLY limited, and they tend to only listen to the lowest quality of drum and bass, and the most aggressive, unethical forms of rap/hip-hop. their fashion sense is limited to 1. bling 2. stuff that shitty celebrities wear and 3. stuff that other people say is good.

and now we come to the 3rd and final reason that chavs must be exterminated. their attitude is pathetic. they think they can speak english just because they were born in england, but they cant, they use the same shitty insults again and again, they hate everyone who isnt a chav, and have 3 labels for people: their mates are chavs, people that dont like them are gay, and people that are different from them are gofs, even though they dont know the meaning of the words chav, goth, and gay. chavs have sex with the first drunk person they see, dont use condoms, and get pregnant, and dont give a shitt about the baby. they talk on msn messenger in ultra-shorthand "to save time" even though it takes about 20 minutes for the average chav brain to translate what they're trying to say into shorthand. older chavs buy vauxhall novas with their jobseekers allowance and "mod" them with really cheap and really bulky parts, and paint the whole car with a PAINTBRUSH in colours that dont really match at all....

you cant get these terms mixed up:

chavs are scum of the earth
townies are people that dress like chavs
pikeys are people that have SOME similarities to chavs and steal things
scallies are chavs that realize how weak they are and start to build muscle, but are still losers
a ned is someone like a chav that has some friends who are sympathetic to them
a rudeboy is NOT a chav, a rudeboy is someone who listens to a lot of hip-hop and is cheeky all the time

20 year old chav: ey bruds, le's go 4 a drive, init?
7 year old chav: SAFE
12 year old chav: SAFE

chavs go driving in a shitty, over-modded vauxhall nova, and stop outside sainsburies

20 year old chav: le's pu' som moosic on init

drum and bass starts playing very loudly. old lady walks outside sainsburies, notices the chavs, and starts walking faster

7 year old chav: i don' like the look o' 'er init
12 year old chav: le's bea' 'er up init
20 year old chav: YEA! we is WEL' 'ARD! INIT!
7 year old chav: SAFE!

they leave the car and attack the old lady, who beats the living shitt out of them easily

12 year old chav: u is wel' gay init

later, at a shitty drum n bass party

20 year old chav: u is wel' fit init
drunk chavvette: yeh, i wan' your babies!

they go to bus stop and have sex in front of loads of people, boasting during.

9 months later, a baby is born and the chavvette leaves it in a trashcan

chav by joeeeeeeeee July 28, 2008

chav 

A chav, commonly a young boy, who hangs around the corner of a McDonalds or an 'offie' (off lisence)trying to pick a fight with the first unsuspecting person they see (usually a person half their age, or half theie size, which is saying something, as the average height of a chav is around 4") They 'start on' their pray in packs, but alone they sulk around and run off, when a police man comes strolling their way.
A chavette, more often than not 14 years old and pregnant, are not much differant to chavs, except for the fact that their girls. (*ahem*)
Chavs prefer to wear big brands, or big 'fake' brands. Usually wear brightly coloured tracksuits, tucked into their socks, a burberry cap, stuck at an abnormal angle, and lots of *ahem* 'bling, bling'.
They like to talk, in a way that abuses the english language. They abbreviate most words, although they do not know what the word means!
A chav also thinks that the only population of people are chavs and goths, and clearly if you are not part of one of these catagories, nothing you say matters (although to them only what a fellow chav says matters anyway)

A typical chav conversation
"ight la, whats appnin, u goin to maccyDs laters ked?"
"innit la!"

chav by Nat L September 1, 2008

Chav 

Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT

A Parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Argos, ASDA, Aldi and Lidl, or any other cheap (sportswear) retail outlet; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit (or any other cheap item of clothing), Burberry items, baseball cap and Bling; of course the constant bad language.

Only purpose in life is to breed from the earliest age so enhancing benefit claims for child allowance and housing; thus providing the "income" to purchase (on HP) Bling Argos (Elizabeth Duke) and Plasma TV with SKY subscription (HD of course).

These are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!

Chavs are found in every town or village with “social housing”, the male is often seen walking a little in front of his bitch and offspring (all clothed as described above, although young Chavs tend to be grubby and unwashed), the female (bitch) is following with offspring (one in pram, the other some way behind) and her ugly mother, all with lit cigarettes and at least one with a can of cider or cheap lager.

Chav by MATT BLACK painter September 7, 2008

chav 

a chav is a mindless creature, the origins of chavism remain a mystery becasue nobody has been able to infiltrate the culture, similar to the native Americians. Many including myself believe that the chav plauge began in the Kent town of Chatham and has slowly spread thjroughout the united kingdom.

Initially the lower class scum were unorganised and there crimes and actions had a far less damaging impact. It would appear that the creation of chavism has given these people the chance to reign havok on the nation. The chavs travel in groups as can be seen many saturday nights in parks or outside macdonalds, these groups report to the authority of popular culture tv personalities. Programmes like trisha, hollyoaks ,big brother and EASTENDERS provide chavs with guidance on how to live their chav existance similar to religous gatherings.

chavs are noticeable for many reason there dress usually 'trakie bottoms' burberry caps and shirts covered in mindless scribble and the infamnous gold often purchased at argos. There language is poor and often uninterpretable, dialouge includes innit,mush,gangster etc. Chavs also have the habbit of starting fights as a display for their teenage girlfreind hoars. these girlfreinds are almost as bad as male chavs because they usually get pregnanat and this result on a strain on governemnt benifits. Other hobbies including begging ,stealing , sex ,starting fights,macdonalds, hanging on street corners,watching trash tv, not going 2 work or school ,smomking,drink driving,listening 2 loud music(rand b) egging houses, grathtti ing buildings, and i could go on all day and i could comment on each othese in greater detail.

examples of chavs include anyone from eastenders 'cat' 'little mo'

rappers and gangters like 50cent,m and m, blazin squad,

loose women like jordan who is a chav alpha mate

and the chav devo, who is a ordinary chav

chav by richard938 September 8, 2008

chav 

asshole,fake,pathetic

usually dress like a guy and smell super bad

yeah chavs SUCK

hey im chav

yeah u r

im so street

yea im streeter though im fuhkin Gangster yo

im fuhkin Gee Homes

chav by fuhkinchavssuck August 26, 2008