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A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.
" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.
by Decdude147 October 15, 2007
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A band so named from the phrase "bus cock". This is when males sitting on buses got erection from the diesel fumes the bus expelled. The erection could also be from the blond with huge tits sitting across from said male.
person 1: "Calm down Dave you've got an erection"
Dave: "Yes I know it must be the fumes of the bus, I call it my bus cock" aka buzzcock, buzzcocks.
by Decdude147 October 15, 2007
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