by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020
Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better
by Tiffinohio89 January 02, 2020
by gaysexboss October 16, 2022
Generally, an awesome place to party, and a better place to live. If you leave Club CAB sober, you did it wrong.
by Branthadace March 04, 2011