Lord Botetourt

LBHS is in a small town called Daleville, VA just off interstate 81. In his school on the outside is a bunch of snobs and whores, and on the inside it’s all that and more! Vape fiends listen in the bathroom for the crackles of vapes to hit and will never backdown from a Elfbar. The wanna be gangsters roam the halls during class looking for an admin to clap back at. The whores are decked out in orange spray paint (they think we don’t notice) and booty shorts waiting for an unsuspecting guy to cheat on, or the pick-me girl which we have PLENTY of. Then there’s every other preppy kid that thinks they are better than everyone else. This school is filled with.. interesting people, that just want to get their diploma and gtfo.

Lord Botetourt:
“I gre up in tha projects don’t fw me cuh”
- wannabe gangster who grew up in the woods

by 427363627 August 30, 2023

Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

The Boebert

The Boebert - groping a stranger in public

She told her husband “since she was only doing “the Boebert” she technically wasn’t cheating since she just met him and they were only groping in public

by Three Sisters September 22, 2023

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023

Nicole Botelho

Nicole Botelho is a psychotic bitch. She imagines herself brutally murdering people, makes stupid comments then acts like a pussy when she gets confronted. She plays the victim always and gets out of everything that way. She thinks it’s normal for her coochie to smell like fish. She also likes to think she’s the main character when nobody likes her.

“Ew who’s that bitch over there why is she giving psychopath”

“Oh that’s Nicole Botelho”

by zachswife December 1, 2023

The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.

While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival

by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024