procrasti-booking

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

Breeze Blocking

Breeze Blocking sexual act. This involes doing a shit into a condom and freezing it. Once frozen this tool should be used as a dildo and inserted up either a ladies vagina or anus, or indeed a man's anus, as a way to gain sexual pleasure.

I'm goin' doon the forry to indulge in Breeze Blocking lid.

by Stenny Boys July 7, 2006

cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.

Will you please stop fucking cock blocking me, nig?

by gameysy June 15, 2004

Cop Blocking

To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.

Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.

Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.

Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.

Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg

Sam-Ma Bad

by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

Booking a table at dominos

The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order

"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"

by rudeboysq June 12, 2009