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baja finger blast

Much like the drink; a classic favorite with a unique twist. It involves manually stimulating a female under the table at Taco Bell.
Sarah became aroused at the phenomenal value of the Variety Taco 12 Pack, so her boyfriend gave her a baja finger blast.
by CactusCactus December 29, 2013
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Reverse Master Blaster

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
by Bowss Howgg August 13, 2016
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Penis Butt Blast

An action performed during anal sex. Describes the act of climaxing into a butt so hard that your penis shoots out similar to a bottle rocket
"I gave Kimmy the ole' Penis Butt Blast last night. Sent my cock the moon and back my guy."
by BigBoiBuss October 14, 2021
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blasty blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006
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blast rag

The piece of material like a wash cloth or a sock a male ejaculates into when masterbating.
Eric would ejaculate into his blast rag in order to diminish the clean up proccess after masturbating.
by Ganymede1533 December 29, 2006
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best drink in existance.
Take the juice form one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady oders of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully.
Zaphod Beeblebrox invented the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
by annon. February 9, 2004
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Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.
"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."
by Craig00 February 12, 2006
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