turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

Q-Bert

A famous turtablist who has learned from Mix Master Mike and won the 1992-1994 DMC World Championships.

DJ Q-bert is won of the best!

by gjhvngvb gvbnhgvbjghbh jbhj March 18, 2007

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

Circle Me Bert

"Circle me Bert" is a popular sign slogan that can be found frequently during Minnesota Twins baseball games. Fans hold up the sign (Usually having something like "It's my birthday! Circle me, bert!), and hope that their sign will be circled.

"It's my birthday! Circle Me Bert!"

by Torched Matchstick November 13, 2011

bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007

Bertil

The man who put the gay in a three-way. Despite his small pea-sized titties, and overgrown, pubic-like hairdo, Bertil is one thick ass boi who no one should mess with. Also known as your friendly neighborhood “jiggalo,” Bertil is the epitome of a man.

Dude: Hey, who’s that guy that’s always with your uncle after 10pm?
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!

by UncleDuncan June 12, 2018