Free Beer

A myth older than the bible. There are many different versions depending on the country or area of the world but Free Beer has always been and continues to be a method of attracting people to lame events and or boring parties. It continues to be a tease because if anyone really did experience real true free beer in its purest form, chances are they got too drunk to remember it anyways.

Dude1 - Did we get free beer last night?

Dude2 - Na man thats just a myth bra.

by xskwizmx August 27, 2011

bum beer

Bum beer is related to Bum wine, however the "beer" part is actually a misnomer as it is Malt Liquor. Usually purchased with panhandled coins, or money made from recycling scrounged cans and bottles. These are usually found in the singles cooler for $2.50 or less, available in either 40oz bottles or 24oz cans, and oft times covertly consumed in the parking lot of the establishment where it was purchased. Well known brands of Bum beer in the western United States include such favorites as Steel Reserve, Camo, and Hurricane. Special flavored variants sexist for certain age sets, ethnicities, as well as gender. These include Joose, Four Loko, Colt .45 Blast, as well St. Ides. The things these have in common is the cheap price, and the high alcohol content. Also, consumption is a requirement to live in Roseburg.

Ray-Ray must of pawned his Mom's teeth, he's got a bag full of Bum beer and smokes. Or, Don't buy none of that Bum Beer. It gives me the shits.

by Chongo February 20, 2017

beer run

act of going to the local liquor establishment to replentish supply of alcohol for the party, while in a drunken state

Son of a bitch we're out it's time for a beer run.

by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

by Krkič January 31, 2021

vaginal beer

A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.

Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.

by dildo777 December 31, 2020

Beer Abs

This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.

Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.

by AcidxxTrip December 29, 2007

Beer

Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Can Oog get you beer?

by robertv September 19, 2009