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Definitions by Chongo

bum beer 

Bum beer is related to Bum wine, however the "beer" part is actually a misnomer as it is Malt Liquor. Usually purchased with panhandled coins, or money made from recycling scrounged cans and bottles. These are usually found in the singles cooler for $2.50 or less, available in either 40oz bottles or 24oz cans, and oft times covertly consumed in the parking lot of the establishment where it was purchased. Well known brands of Bum beer in the western United States include such favorites as Steel Reserve, Camo, and Hurricane. Special flavored variants sexist for certain age sets, ethnicities, as well as gender. These include Joose, Four Loko, Colt .45 Blast, as well St. Ides. The things these have in common is the cheap price, and the high alcohol content. Also, consumption is a requirement to live in Roseburg.
Ray-Ray must of pawned his Mom's teeth, he's got a bag full of Bum beer and smokes. Or, Don't buy none of that Bum Beer. It gives me the shits.
bum beer by Chongo February 20, 2017
Your arsehole.
Guy 1: dude, whats that smell

Guy2: sorry man, those beans I had made my shifter sneeze
shifter by chongo November 2, 2013

pudcollar 

Basically a cockring. It can be fancy with vibrators built in, or simple leather, or a rubber ring. Can also include a studded or ribbed sleeve.
What? Ya say ya can't satisfy her? Well hell boy, just slip on a pudcollar!
pudcollar by Chongo July 16, 2008