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Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
Anus crumb by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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Anus Oatmeal 

An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.

2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!

3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
Anus Oatmeal by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Anus mouth 

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t
Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.
Anus mouth by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

anus period 

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!
anus period by Luapcas November 11, 2017

anus with a g 

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him
If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

Anus Interruptus 

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls
Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?
Anus Interruptus by Mekristo August 19, 2018