B-Free Zone

The time and/or space, a female declares after a relationship has ended.

It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.

My friend had a bad relationship break-up. She declared 3 months of a "B-Free Zone."

by Mamahipster October 20, 2011

friend zone virgin

Someone who has never experienced the "friend zone" treatment from someone of the opposite sex, and is therefore ignorant to all aspects of the friend zone, and what comes with it.

Dude 1 a.k.a Friend Zone Virgin: Yo, that girl that ran up to you at the football game and hugged you, you tappin that?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm just friends with her, have been for a while.

Dude 1: WHY NOT DUDE?!?!

Dude 2: I asked for her phone number a while back so we could "hang out" and she wouldn't give it to me. I think it's what she had been planning all along, I should have realized it when she wanted to bring friends when we went to the movies...

Dude 1: I don't get it, she talks to you all the time, she obviously wants you!

Dude 2: Nevermind...*walks away*

by Love Doctah December 8, 2009

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"

Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"

by PranzTheGodfather January 21, 2008

Sister Zone

Similar to the Brother Zone, except to a woman. Pretty much, the guy/girl you like comes out with: "I like/love you like a sister". This can be done by men or women.

Chick 1: Hey sweetie, how did it go with Dan?
Chick 2: Shit. I just finished pouring out my soul to him when he tells me that he loves me, but only like a sister.
Chick 1: Shit. Sister Zone sucks.

by I Hate Zones November 5, 2009

Strong Bad Zone

A vector-graphics-based game in which you play as a spiky-headed 3D cyber shield guy, with a cyber shield, and you have to block the perplexing geometric attacks of Strong Bad's 3D head while resisting the urge to make out with the screen.

"YOUR HEAD A SPLODE" -Strong Bad's head.

by Tom January 17, 2004

the dad zone

A zone a level below the friend zone in which a girl looks at you as a parent because of how nice you are to her and how much you support and protect her. Zero sexual contact with the occasional awkward hug

Joe, your such a good friend, your just like a father to me..... WELCOME TO THE DAD ZONE

by Joeshmoe169 September 28, 2013

friend zone passport

The only successful way to get out of the friend zone. This passport is an invitation extended by a female to a male friend she's attracted to letting him know it's okay to cross the "line" (of friendship). She will somehow set the guy up to make the "first move" usually by heavy and often obvious flirting she may downplay if caught in public. Seldom will she be straightforward about her feelings but will drop enough clues for a guy to trip over. This passport is normally available for a limited time only. The longer the friendship lasts, the less likely a friend zone passport will be granted. Note that these passports must be granted, not applied for. If a guy puts in an "application" for a friend zone passport it's almost always denied and leads to a deportation to the estranged zone- a place worse than the friend zone, worse than being a complete stranger.

When are you going to finally ask Monica out?

Who knows? I'm still waiting for her to give me a friend zone passport. I'm such a "nice guy" and "good friend" and you know how that goes.

Wow! I hear jerks don't have to wait long for one.

by Doublestuff December 9, 2008