xander taylor

a radioactive ratty inhumane specimen who will haunt you with his cape

did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice

by mummyismummy July 2, 2022

xander

shares a birthday with jojo siwa

Xander : yoo it's my bday brah
Jojo : *does a flip*

by glocksncocks69 April 4, 2024

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020

Xander

Xander is kewl dude. Very weird. VERY WEIRD!

Person 1: Hey is that a Xander?

Person 2: Is he acting WEIRD?

Person 1: yep

Person 2: That's a Xander.

by Hijsiisjsusus November 9, 2022

xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.

I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser

by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017

Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.

" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever

by 11908 September 7, 2021