Please waiting

What you are doing while your computer, television, or smart phone is loading.

Friend: Have you got the ap downloaded yet?

Me: No, I'm please waiting, just another 147 seconds.

by Atticus Jones March 6, 2016

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Are We The Waiting

an awesome song by Green Day from the album American idiot the main chorus of thing is, and screamin' are we we are, are we we are the wainting

Are We The Waiting is an awsome song

by greenday256 January 6, 2012

Three Holes, No Waiting.

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.

John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

by PopeMichael March 30, 2010

wristing

Often found in relationships beteen amputees and amputee fetishers. When a hand has been amputeed and instead of fingering or fisting, the amputee inserts their wrist into an ass or vagina for sexual pleasure.

I'm dating an amputee, but I miss being fisted. But he's so good at wristing!

by anonymous plz December 11, 2008

waiting for you

a song sang by richard marx. it used to be my favorite song. in between colorado and gorham. general jerome bought her hamster general the cd. she listened to it over and over.

it still applies. to many situations.

no strings attatched. ill wait for you. wahtever that means. i will wait for you.

that is the definition of waiting for you. tf.

i am lame. idc.

good song. CHORUS X2

oceans apart day after day and i slowly go insane. i hear you voice on the line but it doesnt stop the pain.

if i see you next to never how can we say forever.

wherever you go. whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you. whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting for you.

i took for granted all the times that i thought would last somehow. i hear the laughter i taste the tears but i cant get near you now.

oh cant you see it baby, you've got me going crazy.

chorus x2

by repeatsongoverandover May 30, 2009

wristing

like fisting, but deeper

That girl was such a whore, she like to be wristed all night long.

-Dude, Seth, whats that rash all over your wrist?
-I don't know, man, I think I got it from wristing some whore the other night.

by sethsmom6969 April 1, 2009