winker

Winker is an attractive male, often times crazy, very random, and more often than not dangerously sexy.

That Winker is so sexy. Winker is the man. Hail Winker. Winker you are the man.

by fatwinks February 4, 2005

Winkle

A visible side effect of an overzealous shake of the male genitalia following urination. Most often experienced when in a rush, while inebriated, or while wearing light colored dress pants.

"Damn! I winkled on myself again!"

"Goodness kid, you winkle on yourself?"

"No matter how long I shake, I always wind up winkling on myself"

by 3FR February 4, 2009

STINKY-WINKLE

A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.

I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.

by MikeinOcala May 21, 2011

fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)

37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"

by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008

Winskell

A particularly vengeful form of tagnut which entwines itself with such adhesive force in the hairs encircling the clacker of its victim that industrial cutting equipment is required in order to facilitate its removal. A derivation of winnit

Rumours are rife that Hilary Clinton's remarkable facial expression on hearing the results in New Hampshire was not, as originally thought, due to uncontrolled delight but the result of an untimely onslaught of the winskells

by John Pratt January 17, 2008

Wankel Rotary Engine

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.

It's a torture device, does it really need an example?

by Jacob Stilleti May 3, 2005

Winkleman

A ridiculously long fringe.

I think it's about time I got my winkleman cut

by biscuitswithjam April 11, 2011